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The Lizard Relieved Himself

Lano

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The latest blog from those lizardy fingertips.

And yes.   Yes I did, just before writing this.  I knew the Komodo Dragon audience would want to know (which I'm assuming is 99.9 percent of you).  Unfortunately, the human's haven't figured out away to upload scents via internet, so you can't tell what I've had for dinner.  So I'll tell you:  Vegetarian hotdogs (i.e., fake hotogs).  

I did the usual waking up and working today.  Oh, and I was on the Okcupid and sent a cute girl who was wearing a Link costume in her photo a message.  I told her her costume was cute and asked her questions about her stated interests in her profile.  She just to only acknowledge the comment on the costume. She made it herself! I replied back with a follow up question: Did she made a sword and shield for it as well?  No response yet as I type this.  My lizard brain tells me that it's likely she responded in a drunken stupor and won't message me back again.  I'm not sure if that's because I think she's out of my league deep down inside, or if I just think that she thinks she's out of my league.  Or maybe my obviously superior intellect intimidates her?  Thanks for the affirmation of self-worth OkCupid!  xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

I guess I fell off the "one blog per day" wagon, eh? I'm sorry, I should be more diligent about letting my fellow Komodo Dragons know how I'm doing in this human's world.  

So what's new?  Um....not much.  I joined a new MeetUp group.  I'm going to have a week off next week - that's always nice.  

I'm glad I decided to write this tonight, it's made me feel a little better.  I hope anyone reading this feels a little better too.  Good night from those lizardy fingertips.  


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Dont put so much pressure on yourself. Just try to meet people as friends and see if anything happens, no need to force things. Maybe try getting a hobby which has group meetings? Or get a dog, its amazing how many people I talk to now I got a dog.

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4 hours ago, Nix said:

Dont put so much pressure on yourself. Just try to meet people as friends and see if anything happens, no need to force things. Maybe try getting a hobby which has group meetings? Or get a dog, its amazing how many people I talk to now I got a dog.

I do try that.  I use MeetUp like I mentioned and try to meet people and stuff, but it's often all guys, or if there are girls, they're taken (and I feel REALLY uncomfortable with the prospect of trying to steal some guy's girl).  I actually met a girl who seemed really nice at this book club the other day and after the meeting I somehow found the courage to awkwardly start a conversation with her and we ended up having a nice chat but I didn't have the balls to ask her for her number.  And the next book club meeting for that is at least a month away, and who knows if she'll got to it.  

I am not currently in a position to own a pet.  

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So? make friends with some guys, the more comfortable you are talking to complete strangers, the easier it will be to get the girls number when the time comes.

I talk to tons of people when im out with my dog, young, old, male, female, its helped me loads by boosting my confidence. Its not like you want to date everyone you meet, its about meeting people, feeling comfortable around different people and just mastering the art of chit chat

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As you say yourself, the self confidence thing goes with any situation, potential friend or date.  I'd love to have more friends of any gender. But saying is easier than doing, and rest assured, I try.  I'm not really disagreeing with you and I know many (including yourself, it sounds like) find themselves in this situation.  I'm a work in progress on the social front, i just wish I was progressing faster, while recognizing that it's mostly my fault with a mix of my Komodo Dragon DNA and culture also to blame. 

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