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  1. Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors Quotes “Fireflies out on a warm summer's night, seeing the urgent, flashing, yellow-white phosphorescence below them, go crazy with desire; moths cast to the winds an enchantment potion that draws the opposite sex, wings beating hurriedly, from kilometers away; peacocks display a devastating corona of blue and green and the peahens are all aflutter; competing pollen grains extrude tiny tubes that race each other down the female flower's orifice to the waiting egg below; luminescent squid present rhapsodic light shows, altering the pattern, brightness and color radiated from their heads, tentacles, and eyeballs; a tapeworm diligently lays a hundred thousand fertilized eggs in a single day; a great whale rumbles through the ocean depths uttering plaintive cries that are understood hundreds of thousands of kilometers away, where another lonely behemoth is attentively listening; bacteria sidle up to one another and merge; cicadas chorus in a collective serenade of love; honeybee couples soar on matrimonial flights from which only one partner returns; male fish spray their spunk over a slimy clutch of eggs laid by God-knows-who; dogs, out cruising, sniff each other's nether parts, seeking erotic stimuli; flowers exude sultry perfumes and decorate their petals with garish ultraviolet advertisements for passing insects, birds, and bats; and men and women sing, dance, dress, adorn, paint, posture, self-mutilate, demand, coerce, dissemble, plead, succumb, and risk their lives. To say that love makes the world go around is to go too far. The Earth spins because it did so as it was formed and there has been nothing to stop it since. But the nearly maniacal devotion to sex and love by most of the plants, animals, and microbes with which we are familiar is a pervasive and striking aspect of life on Earth. It cries out for explanation. What is all this in aid of? What is the torrent of passion and obsession about? Why will organisms go without sleep, without food, gladly put themselves in mortal danger for sex? ... For more than half the history of life on Earth organisms seem to have done perfectly well without it. What good is sex?... Through 4 billion years of natural selection, instructions have been honed and fine-tuned...sequences of As, Cs, Gs, and Ts, manuals written out in the alphabet of life in competition with other similar manuals published by other firms. The organisms become the means through which the instructions flow and copy themselves, by which new instructions are tried out, on which selection operates. 'The hen,' said Samuel Butler, 'is the egg's way of making another egg.' It is on this level that we must understand what sex is for. ... The sockeye salmon exhaust themselves swimming up the mighty Columbia River to spawn, heroically hurdling cataracts, in a single-minded effort that works to propagate their DNA sequences into future generation. The moment their work is done, they fall to pieces. Scales flake off, fins drop, and soon--often within hours of spawning--they are dead and becoming distinctly aromatic. They've served their purpose.
  2. Every action leads to your demise. Every action you take is recorded in the eyes of Siam the Star Shredder, and like a suicide note these vague writings can be pieced together to show the reason for your death. Every step you take is a letter in the suicide note you write in the ground because every step brings you nearer to death.
  3. Knowledge Your subconscious is obsessed with knowledge! The pictures you have selected suggest that you have one the most curious minds we have ever seen! Your subconscious is always looking for something new to learn, new sights to see, practically anything that would give a nice exercise session to that big brain of yours, and help you advance in life. You are a very passionate and patient person, and that combination helps you to truly immerse yourself in a subject without feeling the need for 'Quick Fixes' or feeling bored. Keep it up, you have a lot to learn! http://www.playbuzz.com/gregs/what-is-your-subconscious-obsessed-with
  4. :19] dollyesqua: your babble hehe [22:19] jeb: lol ty [22:19] jeb: for reading it [22:20] dollyesqua: film over? how was it? [22:20] dollyesqua: i want to see black swan [22:20] jeb: any answers you are looking foryou should ask now [22:20] jeb: im channeling a great spirit [22:20] dollyesqua: why do i care so much about what others think? [22:21] jeb: i feel him in me , i think he was an ancient chief way before even the white man came here [22:21] jeb: because [22:21] jeb: you look at yourself as in a mirror [22:21] jeb: always judging, so when you go out in the world , you assause others are doingthe same to [22:22] jeb: but mostly they are all in the same boat as you and thinkingthe samethingyou are [22:22] jeb: and never even seeing you [22:22] guest-27031 entered the room [22:22] jeb: does that help? [22:22] jeb: kong [22:22] jeb: welcome [22:22] guest-27031 changed nickname to trampyy [22:22] kong: im drunk [22:22] jeb: me too [22:22] jeb: doly? [22:22] dollyesqua: thats true i am very judjmental [22:23] jeb: dont tel me i wasted my minds eye [22:23] trampyy: What I miss? [22:23] dollyesqua: jeb being awesome [22:23] jeb: what you need to do, is start to look atyourself apart from yourself [22:23] trampyy: same old same old hehe [22:23] dollyesqua: i wish i cared less what others thought [22:23] jeb: dontthink im this or im that [22:24] dollyesqua: apart from myself? [22:24] jeb: think i am liz, i love myself an im ok [22:24] adam9154: kong yayyy [22:24] dollyesqua: *lizzy hehe [22:24] jeb: then after you can look at others like that [22:24] dollyesqua: im okay i guess [22:24] trampyy: or look down on them hehe [22:24] jeb: you are dolly to me and i can love you without any attachment [22:25] jeb: because i love myself thatway [22:25] dollyesqua: i like myseld when other people like me [22:25] beata: awwwwws [22:25] jeb: dont hate people that step on your toes, feel sorry that they arentas enlightened as you [22:25] beata: WELEL THEM WE LIEK YOU [22:26] beata: awwws [22:26] jeb: the only time i get mean is when i encounter true evil [22:26] beata: well no. [22:26] beata: actually [22:26] beata: We, (or I myslef) lovee youu [22:26] beata: so shush [22:26] jeb: and trust me i can fucking smel it like stink on a skunk' [22:26] trampyy: Is anyone here evil? [22:26] jeb: then get the fuck away from me [22:26] dollyesqua: I just hae things to work on i guess [22:26] jeb: cuz i will get very fucking maddog mean [22:27] dollyesqua: i have evil thoughts [22:27] jeb: no [22:27] jeb: sily [22:27] jeb: do you think about bashing babies heads in on concree walls? [22:27] jeb: concree [22:27] jeb: concrete [22:27] dollyesqua: no but i have this dream that i kill mmy baby a lot [22:28] jeb: awe [22:28] jeb: thats just a demented thought that you are scared of ever having a baby [22:28] jeb: cuz yore subcouscious thinks you arnet able to care for it [22:28] beata: who doenst have evil thouughts [22:28] dollyesqua: yes [22:28] jeb: and i wouldnt suggest ever havinga baby dolly till you are at least30\ [22:29] jeb: i was wrong to have kids so young [22:29] jeb: i was a child myself [22:29] dollyesqua: i dont want a baby till im rich [22:29] jeb: wel [22:29] jeb: you might never get one [22:29] jeb: then [22:29] dollyesqua: i will [22:29] jeb: just wait till your are mature enough to nuture that lil guy or girl [22:29] jeb: without ever being frustrated by it [22:30] dollyesqua: i will keb i will [22:30] jeb: these lil babys are our greatestthing [22:30] beata: I dont ever want to be preggo [22:30] beata: but kids are okay [22:30] trampyy: Id hate to give birth [22:30] jeb: imagine if someon would have loved hitler [22:30] jeb: he was a genius [22:30] beata: yep true that jeb [22:30] jeb: he coulda been loved instead of hated [22:31] dollyesqua: i want kids so much i think its why im here on earth sometimes to be a mum [22:31] jeb: look at thes fools killing themselves over allah [22:31] jeb: and us with them [22:31] dollyesqua: which is why i wish i could be straighter [22:31] jeb: they are all insane [22:31] beata: it pisses me off when i see 20 year olds with way too much makeup on going around in a str [22:31] trampyy: Maybe you should be a professional foster mum [22:31] jeb: lol [22:31] trampyy: im 20 im a big boy [22:31] jeb: you should just be glad your not her bea [22:31] trampyy: you're* [22:32] dollyesqua: *youre [22:32] beata: lol [22:32] dollyesqua: ahh [22:32] beata: but poor kid [22:32] dollyesqua: hheh [22:32] trampyy: Ima put you outta a job [22:32] trampyy: hehe [22:32] jeb: some people live very sad lives of silent desperation [22:32] beata: and all those pageants for toddlers. [22:32] trampyy: those are nasty and creepy [22:32] jeb: ive been homeless and stil managed to love life [22:33] jeb: when you stop loving life is when you become a a dark sorry soul [22:33] dollyesqua: one lil hair goes the wrong way and i think life is over [22:34] dollyesqua: HI [22:34] trampyy: wait [22:34] trampyy: jeb looks different [22:34] dollyesqua: its his daughter [22:34] trampyy: that makes more sense than my theory [22:34] dollyesqua: lol [22:35] dollyesqua: what did you thinkk [22:36] dollyesqua: fuck [22:36] dollyesqua: cams all moved [22:37] beata: hi [22:37] dollyesqua: hello
  5. Your aura is: White Perfect Balance: You are an innovator and a creator and your strongest qualities are more spiritual than physical. Your unique level of energy allows you to be more sensitive and intuitive than others. The white color can sometimes be pale and blank, So you need to pay attention when you are out of touch with the world. But even if you feel indifferent, remember that the white color is the combination of all the colors of the visible spectrum. And just like that, you represent balance, harmony and peace. What is The Color of Your Aura? The aura is an electromagnetic field that surrounds every creature that exists. A form of energy emanating from your body, your aura can tell a lot about you, from your personality to your innermost emotions and conflicts.
  6. i only watch it for the lesbian scenes
  7. that bitch deserve to get run over
  8. After my devastating crush of not being nominated or elected to the Office of Pope (especially after I ordered new rims and was going to chop and lower the popemobile), I am officially announcing my write in campaign for the Office of President of the United States in 2016. I am unambiguous on my stance on the tough issues that face this country and will unequivocally state my position without any flounder or for that matter cod or snapper......
  9. i am special, special ed!!!
  10. I knew a girl who was almost a ladyShe had a way with all the men in her lifeEvery inch of her blossomed in beauty And she was born on the fourth of JulyWell she lived in an aluminum house trailer And she worked in a juke box saloon And she spent all the money that I give her Just to see the old man in the moon I used to sleep at the foot of old glory And awake in the dawn's early light But much to my surprise when I opened my eyes I was a victim of the great compromise Well we'd go out on Saturday evenings To the drive-in on Route 41 And it was there that I first suspected That she was doin' what she'd already done She said, "Johnny won't you get me some popcorn" And she knew I had to walk pretty far And as soon as I passed through the moonlight She hopped into a foreign sports car I used to sleep at the foot of old glory And awake in the dawn's early light But much to my surprise when I opened my eyes I was a victim of the great compromise Well you know I could have beat up that fellow But it was her that had hopped into his car Many times I'd fought to protect her But this time she was goin' too far Now some folks they call me a coward 'Cause I left her at the drive-in that night But I'd rather have names thrown at me Than to fight for a thing that ain't right I used to sleep at the foot of old glory And awake in the dawn's early light But much to my surprise when I opened my eyes I was a victim of the great compromise Now she writes all the fellows love letters Saying "Greetings, come and see me real soon" And they go and line up in the barroom And spend the night in that sick woman's room But sometimes I get awful lonesome And I wish she was my girl instead But she won't let me live with her And she makes me live in my head I used to sleep at the foot of old glory And awake in the dawn's early light But much to my surprise when I opened my eyes I was a victim of the great compromise
  11. The Great Compromise is a song written and performed by John Prine. The song was included on Prine's album Diamonds in the Rough which was released by Atlantic Records in 1972. It is an anti-war song and a protest song. Its theme is the disillusionment of the country during the Vietnam War era. In the liner notes to his 1993 anthology Great Days, Prine writes of this song, "The idea I had in mind was that America was this girl you used to take to drive-in movies. And then when you went to get some popcorn, she turned around and screwed some guy in foreign sports car. I really love America. I just don't know how to get there anymore.
  12. once in 87 i ate an ounce of mushrooms, (i dont like talking about this trip ) shit started real nice and the cats i bought them off were chill as fuck, later i was still zipping fastly along with all the multiple colors of the univrse, parking my car(yeah i used to be guilty of driving while tripping) and some guy, a neighbor of my friend, a real fuckin redneck type, started yelling at me about my friends house and how fucked up everything was over there, i walked over and the last words out of my mouth were; hey friend.. next thing you know im fighting 2 guys tripping my balls off, then 2 and then 2x2 cops showed up, they started beating me and trying to kill me, i fought for my life, and i think mushrooms saved my life.
  13. thats dumb, take a class on literature
  14. i'll shove a mushroom up your ass
  15. i was trying to look at the tattoo on the back of my neck standing on one foot holding two mirrors, as i stepped and switched feet, i fell hitting my head on the porcelain goddess. as i lay on the floor unconscious. i had a dream i was in a tv pilot about my life in another galaxy and aliens in the whole universe knew my name and were always coming to earth to stare at me. as i suddenly awakened,i barely caught a glimpse of someone looking at me through the window.
  16. dude dont be so sensitive, it was just very long and i was drunk, chillax youre ok sorry if i was harsh but as i tell my fucking idiot daughter, sometimes harshness is needed.
  17. thanks for fucking ruining my post mindruiner